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Код:
<script language="JavaScript" type="text/javascript"> 
<!--
 var newline = "\r\r"
 var now = new Date()
 var millinow=now.getTime()/1000
 var hours = now.getHours()
 var minutes = now.getMinutes()
 var seconds = now.getSeconds()
 
 now.setHours(now.getHours()+1)
 var min=60*now.getUTCHours()+now.getUTCMinutes() + now.getUTCSeconds()/60;
 var internetTime=(min/1.44)
 internetTime="Internet Time: "+Math.floor(internetTime)
 
 var clock = "Текущее врем\я "+hours+":"+minutes+":"+seconds+" часов" 
 var browser = "Ваш броузер " + navigator.appName +" "+navigator.appVersion
 
 var winwidth= window.screen.width
 var winheight= window.screen.height
 var screenresolution= "Разрешение экрана: "+window.screen.width+" x "+window.screen.height
 var lastdoc = "Вы пришли со страницы: "+document.referrer
 
 
 var expDays = 30;
var exp = new Date(); 
exp.setTime(exp.getTime() + (expDays*24*60*60*1000));
 
function Who(info){
    var VisitorName = GetCookie('VisitorName')
    if (VisitorName == null) {
  VisitorName = "stranger";
       SetCookie ('VisitorName', VisitorName, exp);
     }
 
        return VisitorName;
}
 
function When(info){
        // When
                var rightNow = new Date()
                var WWHTime = 0;
                WWHTime = GetCookie('WWhenH')
                
                WWHTime = WWHTime * 1
                var lastHereFormatting = new Date(WWHTime);  // Date-i-fy that number
                var intLastVisit = (lastHereFormatting.getYear() * 10000)+(lastHereFormatting.getMonth() * 100) + lastHereFormatting.getDate()
                var lastHereInDateFormat = "" + lastHereFormatting;  // Gotta use substring functions
                var dayOfWeek = lastHereInDateFormat.substring(0,3)
                var dateMonth = lastHereInDateFormat.substring(4,11)
                var timeOfDay = lastHereInDateFormat.substring(11,16)
                var year = lastHereInDateFormat.substring(23,25)
                var WWHText = dayOfWeek + ", " + dateMonth + " at " + timeOfDay // display
 
 
        
                SetCookie ("WWhenH", rightNow.getTime(), exp)
 
        return WWHText;
}
 
function Count(info){
        var psj=0;
        // How many times
                var WWHCount = GetCookie('WWHCount')
                if (WWHCount == null) {
                        WWHCount = 0;
                }
                else{
                        WWHCount++;
                }
                SetCookie ('WWHCount', WWHCount, exp);
 
 
        return WWHCount;
}
 
 
 
function set(){
        VisitorName = prompt("Who are you?");
        SetCookie ('VisitorName', VisitorName, exp);
        SetCookie ('WWHCount', 0, exp);
        SetCookie ('WWhenH', 0, exp);
}
 
function getCookieVal (offset) {  
        var endstr = document.cookie.indexOf (";", offset);  
        if (endstr == -1)    
                endstr = document.cookie.length;  
                return unescape(document.cookie.substring(offset, endstr));
}
 
function GetCookie (name) {  
        var arg = name + "=";  
        var alen = arg.length;  
        var clen = document.cookie.length;  
        var i = 0;  
        while (i < clen) {    
        var j = i + alen;    
        if (document.cookie.substring(i, j) == arg)      
                return getCookieVal (j);    
                i = document.cookie.indexOf(" ", i) + 1;    
                if (i == 0) break;   
        }  
        return null;
}
 
function SetCookie (name, value) {  
        var argv = SetCookie.arguments;  
        var argc = SetCookie.arguments.length;  
        var expires = (argc > 2) ? argv[2] : null;  
        var path = (argc > 3) ? argv[3] : null;  
        var domain = (argc > 4) ? argv[4] : null;  
        var secure = (argc > 5) ? argv[5] : false;  
        document.cookie = name + "=" + escape (value) + 
        ((expires == null) ? "" : ("; expires=" + expires.toGMTString())) + 
        ((path == null) ? "" : ("; path=" + path)) +  
        ((domain == null) ? "" : ("; domain=" + domain)) +    
        ((secure == true) ? "; secure" : "");
}
 
function DeleteCookie (name) {  
        var exp = new Date();  
        exp.setTime (exp.getTime() - 1);  
        // This cookie is history  
        var cval = GetCookie (name);  
        document.cookie = name + "=" + cval + "; expires=" + exp.toGMTString();
 
}
 
var countvisits="Вы здесь были " + Count() + " раз. Последнее посещение " + When() +"."
 
 
 
if (navigator.javaEnabled()) {
   var javaenabled="Ваш браузер может выполнять java-applets";
}
 
else {
   var javaenabled="Ваш браузер не может выполнять java-applets";
}
 
 
function showAlert() {
 var later = new Date()
 var millilater=later.getTime()/1000 
 var loadTime=(Math.floor((millilater-millinow)*100))/100
 var loadTimeResult= "На загрузку страницы потрачено "+loadTime+" секунд"
 var babiesborn=Math.ceil(loadTime*4.18)
 var babiesbornresult="Пока страница загружалась на свет появилось "+babiesborn+" новых жителей :)"
 if (babiesborn==1){babiesbornresult="Пока страница загружалась на свет появилось "+babiesborn+" новых жителей :)"}
 
alert(newline+newline+browser+newline+clock+newline+loadTimeResult+newline+internetTime+newline+screenresolution+newline+lastdoc+newline+countvisits+newline+javaenabled+newline+babiesbornresult+newline+newline+"Вы на сайте http://neprochto.forumbb.ru/"+newline+newline)
 
}
 
// -->
</script>

А это в любое понравившееся место:

Код:
<a href="javascript:showAlert()">Узнать информацию!!!</a>